wurde mir gestern zugetragen.

Für Nachahmer hier die Details.

1. Tag

zum Frühstück:

eine Scheibe dunkles Brot
eine Scheibe Wurst oder Käse oder Aufstrich
ungezuckerter Früchtetee


am Vormittag:

ein kleiner Apfel, gespalten


zum Mittagessen:

Hauptspeise ohne Fleisch, dafür ordentlich Gemüse
ein Glas Wasser


zur Jause:

ein kleiner Apfel, gespalten
ein Glas Tee

am Abend:

eine Scheibe dunkles Brot
eine Scheibe Wurst oder Käse
ungezuckerter Früchtetee
und zur Belohnung ein oder zwei Stück Rohkost


am späten Abend:

den Adventkalender bis zum 24. geöffnet und leer gefressen
die Kochschokolade fiebrig gesucht, gefunden und vernichtet
drei ordentlich dicke Scheiben Brot mit einer Dose Thunfisch auftunken
die restlichen Stück Rohkost verputzt.
danach zwei Bier, weil eh schon Wurscht.....

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

Love: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage: When your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.


Love: When you argue over how many children to have.
Lust: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage: When you argue over money.

Love: When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust: When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage: What's a climax?

Love: When you phone each other just to say "Hello."
Lust: When you phone each other just to organize sex.
Marriage: When you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

Love: When you write poems about your partner.
Lust: When all you write is your phone number.
Marriage: When all you write are checks.

Love: When you show concern for your partners' feelings.
Lust: When you couldn't give a shit.
Marriage: When your only concern is what's on TV.

Love: When your farewell is "I love you darling."
Lust: When your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
Marriage: When your farewell is silent.

Love: When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
Lust: When you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
Marriage: When you never see each other awake.


Love: When nobody else matters.
Lust: When nobody else knows.
Marriage: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

Love: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust: When it's just the same mushy old shit.
Marriage: When you never listen to music.

7 vocabulary differences between men and women

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

auch Comic Manderln haben ein Skelett, wie uns Michael Paulus beweist.

Für meinen Geschmack vermisse ich noch ein paar Röntenbilder verschiedener Bewohner aus Entenhausen, aber das kann ja noch werden.